I’m having a good time but I’m also miserable
all i want is someone to pay for and drive me to the gym everyday
I could win an Olympic gold medal in being ignored
did someone say something
(via vocaroo)
“I guess being needed is almost as good as being loved. Maybe better.”
— A Tree Grows in Brooklyn; Betty Smith (via allmymetaphors)
(via cutewizard)
im going through 3 days worth of my dashboard bc i dont feel like actually doing a take home test
everything can only get worse
People trying to conform are boring and people not trying to conform are boring. People trying and people not trying are boring. People and not people are boring.
(via girlhuman1991)
0yrs:
do you ever plan an entire thing and fantasize about it then 3 seconds before it happens everything backfires and theres no point in doing anything anymore
(Source: 8yrs)
ah yes, my daughters first double fail….a very epic and pwn memory. i remember how my wife cried tears of joy, knowing her baby girl had made her first ever F A I L, i remember the way her eyes welled up with tears and she said “le owned” as a smile broke over her face. how quickly they bloom, how high their stars rise. when she develops fine motor skills we will let her choose her first Meme, her mom wants it to be Condescending Wonka but I’m rooting for a classic like The Trollface. Someday, she will make her first Rage Comic, be in her first Teens React To Video, and even find a Derp to her Derpina. the future is bright, the course is set, and the limit is the sky.
(via chekhov)
